I don’t pay good wages because I have a lot of money; I have a lot of money because I pay good wages.
I don’t pay good wages because I have a lot of money; I have a lot of money because I pay good wages.
I don’t pay good wages because I have a lot of money; I have a lot of money because I pay good wages.
New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man.
Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
New Year’s Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.
Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
Christmas – that magic blanket that wraps itself about us, that something so intangible that it is like a fragrance.
Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect.