Today was terrible.
Toby Dion
2021-01-31
My ex got hit by a bus. And I lost my job as a bus driver.
My ex got hit by a bus. And I lost my job as a bus driver.
So they can see the battlefield.
A Man goes to a prostitute and asks for a blow job. She says it’ll be $150.He says “what can I get for $50?” “A penguin.” He didn’t know what a penguin was, but it was a bargain. He agrees and she pulls his pants and underwear to his ankles
“You know, John and I have been having some sexual problems”, Linda told her friend.” Thats amazing!” Mary replied, “So have Tom and I. Were thinking of going to a sex therapist”, said Linda. “Oh, we could never do that! Wed be too embarrassed!”, responded Mary. “But after you go,
The bartender replies “Free”. The customer, completely amazed, orders a beer then asks the bartender “Well then how much for a NY sirloin, with side of mashed potatoes and salad, and an entire cheesecake for desert?” The Bartender replies “Free”. The guy, still amazed, then orders everything and after he
The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, “Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and
A helicopter with a pilot and a single passenger was flying around above Seattle when a malfunction disabled all of the aircraft’s navigation and communications equipment. Due to the darkness and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter’s position and course to get back to the airport.The pilot saw
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