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January 2021

A man goes to a prostitute…

A Man goes to a prostitute and asks for a blow job. She says it’ll be $150.He says “what can I get for $50?” “A penguin.” He didn’t know what a penguin was, but it was a bargain. He agrees and she pulls his pants and underwear to his ankles

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Male & Female Whale

The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, “Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and

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Microsoft Technical Support & The Helocopter

A helicopter with a pilot and a single passenger was flying around above Seattle when a malfunction disabled all of the aircraft’s navigation and communications equipment. Due to the darkness and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter’s position and course to get back to the airport.The pilot saw

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