The Chrysler 300 turns 440,000 miles.
My ex got hit by a bus. And I lost my job as a bus driver.
So they can see the battlefield.
A Man goes to a prostitute and asks for a blow job. She says it’ll be $150.He says “what can I get for $50?” “A penguin.” He didn’t know what a penguin was, but it was a bargain. He agrees and she pulls his pants and underwear to his ankles
“You know, John and I have been having some sexual problems”, Linda told her friend.” Thats amazing!” Mary replied, “So have Tom and I. Were thinking of going to a sex therapist”, said Linda. “Oh, we could never do that! Wed be too embarrassed!”, responded Mary. “But after you go,
The bartender replies “Free”. The customer, completely amazed, orders a beer then asks the bartender “Well then how much for a NY sirloin, with side of mashed potatoes and salad, and an entire cheesecake for desert?” The Bartender replies “Free”. The guy, still amazed, then orders everything and after he