The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.
Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
Christmas – that magic blanket that wraps itself about us, that something so intangible that it is like a fragrance.
Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect.
Even as an adult I find it difficult to sleep on Christmas Eve. Yuletide excitement is a potent caffeine, no matter your age.
At Christmas, all roads lead home.
The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.
Three phrases that sum up Christmas are: Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men, and Batteries not Included.
Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Toby Alan Dion – Scuba Diving, travelling Geek with a sense for fun.
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