Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect.
Even as an adult I find it difficult to sleep on Christmas Eve. Yuletide excitement is a potent caffeine, no matter your age.
At Christmas, all roads lead home.
The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.
Three phrases that sum up Christmas are: Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men, and Batteries not Included.
Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.
No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
Toby Alan Dion – Scuba Diving, travelling Geek with a sense for fun.
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