Replace wife with Ingrid and it’s a true conversation. Doesn’t hurt any less……
Cowboy’s New Watch
A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch. The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?” “No”, he replies,”I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it.” The intrigued […]
IRS Returned My Tax Form
20210718 – Meanwhile, inside the fridge.
Alexa, Back Yo Ass Up
2019 Lazy Bastard / 2020 Responsible Adult
Igloo Word Play
Today was terrible.
My ex got hit by a bus. And I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why do French tanks have rear-view mirrors?
So they can see the battlefield.
A man goes to a prostitute…
A Man goes to a prostitute and asks for a blow job. She says it’ll be $150.He says “what can I get for $50?” “A penguin.” He didn’t know what a penguin was, but it was a bargain. He agrees and she pulls his pants and underwear to his ankles and begins to blow him. […]