I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.
Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
Thanksgiving. It’s like we didn’t even try to come up with a tradition.
I don’t believe in a government that protects us from ourselves.
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
History teaches that wars begin when governments believe the price of aggression is cheap.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk.
I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.