A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch. The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?” “No”, he replies,”I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was
My ex got hit by a bus. And I lost my job as a bus driver.
So they can see the battlefield.
A Man goes to a prostitute and asks for a blow job. She says it’ll be $150.He says “what can I get for $50?” “A penguin.” He didn’t know what a penguin was, but it was a bargain. He agrees and she pulls his pants and underwear to his ankles
“You know, John and I have been having some sexual problems”, Linda told her friend.” Thats amazing!” Mary replied, “So have Tom and I. Were thinking of going to a sex therapist”, said Linda. “Oh, we could never do that! Wed be too embarrassed!”, responded Mary. “But after you go,
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