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My ex got hit by a bus. And I lost my job as a bus driver.
So they can see the battlefield.
A Man goes to a prostitute and asks for a blow job. She says it’ll be $150.He says “what can I get for $50?” “A penguin.” He didn’t know what a penguin was, but it was a bargain. He agrees and she pulls his pants and underwear to his ankles
“You know, John and I have been having some sexual problems”, Linda told her friend.” Thats amazing!” Mary replied, “So have Tom and I. Were thinking of going to a sex therapist”, said Linda. “Oh, we could never do that! Wed be too embarrassed!”, responded Mary. “But after you go,
The bartender replies “Free”. The customer, completely amazed, orders a beer then asks the bartender “Well then how much for a NY sirloin, with side of mashed potatoes and salad, and an entire cheesecake for desert?” The Bartender replies “Free”. The guy, still amazed, then orders everything and after he
The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, “Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and
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